Find Purpose and the means will follow.
The title line was quoted by gandhi at some point and then put up on a billboard for an ad campaign at the mahim-bandra causeway junction. i donno why but it always made sense to me. creating ideas and solving problems at work and socically totally makes sense if u strongly believe in that line. ive always said it to all my friends whenever they say to me "clint, thats impossible" or "clint, how did u think of that"
so anyways. i just found a new theme of things to put up on the blog after the other series of mine like Coverstations with the ceiling , Guess that image and TIBO. and its called 'find purpose and means will follow'. its dedicated to simply making life easier...
First in the series is...
How to Open a bottle with a Cigarette lighter!!!
This is a problem i feel every one who has gone out partying has faced with: "where the fuck is the opener". On not finding the 0pener the mostly drunk party goers resort to many un civilised means of bottle opening. such as...
1. opening with teeth-(very un hygenic and also chances of teeth chips being in ure beer.
2. opening at side of the table-(for people who dont fully understand the power of a bottle cap and eventually end up chipping the nice table)
3. opening by breaking the bottle-(this one of for the criminally insane. just eat the bottle man)
To help everyone out with this problem heres the sure shot, hygenic way of bottle opening which should get u tru the festive season smoothly.
1. you need a bottle and a cigarette lighter.(or anything that has an edge)
Hold the bottle at the neck real tight!
put the bum end of the lighter between your nuckles and ure first joint of your index finger. make sure everythings nice and tight.
and smoothly just push the cap up. try avoiding the let it slip so do it slowly. the minute u hear the gas fizzin out of the cap means you are doin it right. and trust me if u do it right. the bottle opens quite effortlessly.
and when its finally open i promise you itll be like youve discovered fire and you will let out the cheesiest of grins ever.
Thanks going out to Ray for teaching me this trick! Have a smooth christmas season everyone!!!
so anyways. i just found a new theme of things to put up on the blog after the other series of mine like Coverstations with the ceiling , Guess that image and TIBO. and its called 'find purpose and means will follow'. its dedicated to simply making life easier...
First in the series is...
How to Open a bottle with a Cigarette lighter!!!
This is a problem i feel every one who has gone out partying has faced with: "where the fuck is the opener". On not finding the 0pener the mostly drunk party goers resort to many un civilised means of bottle opening. such as...
1. opening with teeth-(very un hygenic and also chances of teeth chips being in ure beer.
2. opening at side of the table-(for people who dont fully understand the power of a bottle cap and eventually end up chipping the nice table)
3. opening by breaking the bottle-(this one of for the criminally insane. just eat the bottle man)
To help everyone out with this problem heres the sure shot, hygenic way of bottle opening which should get u tru the festive season smoothly.
1. you need a bottle and a cigarette lighter.(or anything that has an edge)
Hold the bottle at the neck real tight!
put the bum end of the lighter between your nuckles and ure first joint of your index finger. make sure everythings nice and tight.
and smoothly just push the cap up. try avoiding the let it slip so do it slowly. the minute u hear the gas fizzin out of the cap means you are doin it right. and trust me if u do it right. the bottle opens quite effortlessly.
and when its finally open i promise you itll be like youve discovered fire and you will let out the cheesiest of grins ever.
Thanks going out to Ray for teaching me this trick! Have a smooth christmas season everyone!!!
posted by Arroclint at 1:11 PM
22 comments:
Lol.. Ok, after having tried all the other stuff, with a chipped off teeth, chipped off table, and breaking the bottle, I shall try this ;)
Lol!!
lol...ur crazy!
but this post would have been nowhere without the pics.
:D
lol, thanks for the tip, i think a screwdriver will also do the trick.
nice goatee. good goatee. i m backing away slowly:)
Angeldust
lol! you're too funny, clint! cheers to your christmas spirit! oh, or you could just screw it open because this one looks like a screw-top one :B.. but v creative demo.. you should start charging, ya know.. clint's handy tips or something..
me: dude this is the best method. i know cause i too have tried the rest and ruthlessly failed.
khizzy: thats y i put the pics man. would make no sense if i just described it. and im not crazy... im mentally challenged.
angeldust: yeah the goatie.. i call it the flames...
cowlick: na it wasnt the twist open types. plus the tip goes out to the beer drinker friends of mine in bbay who always end up loosing their bottle openers.
clints handy tips should never be charged. im like the guy who invented napster. everything is public domain.
you're too nice, clint!
not bad... But have you ever opened a bottle of beer with.. ahem... another bottle of beer?
Its rather similar really...
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lol ... bro, u remind me a lot of Chris Rock! and you're just as funny :) But seriously, you ain't pullin a fast one on us, are ya?
I carry my keys on a swiss army knife keychain - damn thing is a mans best friend, i tell you!
cheers mate!
cowlick: i know... its a curse.
aj: ya i know of that but there is a slight risk of opening the wrong bottle and spilling beer. this one is safer.
saltwater: im serious dude. this works. u have to try it... yeah and i have got that chris rock comment before...
cute pics... :D
Charmed arroclint, your Xmas spirit is totaly infectious, nice work on the step by step.
Happy Christmas and a great new year to ya.
Eliamma
I like these posts! Keep 'em coming :D
alice: thanks
meg: wishing you the same mate
casa: for sure...
I kowtow to you.
(But hey this is the reason I don't do breezers, this and the 0.0005% alcohol percentage)
And Im sure Gandhiji is very pleased that you took his advice to discover means to open booze bottles.
You're too cute! And may I say.."What big eyes you have!"
awesome tip!! Season's Greetings! :)
hahaha! just when i thought you were getting philosohical for a change, you decided to be otherwise... loved the pics!
LOL
LOL
Clint... man... how drunk were you when you clicked these pics man. You look fuckin sloshed.
LOL
Anyway... am back on the 3rd. See you soon.
busy with Bev ..haan??????
oohhh. too busy...
u look like a clown in the last pic. :P
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