Tool!!!
And im not talking about a hammer and saw variety. No. Not those kinda tools, this is the human tool. And lets just say hes a blunt one.
Reasons I hate this tool
- He looks like a bloody monkey! Its not like me to say bad things about the way people look but honesly there is a slight resemblance to the Chacma Baboons. Google Chacma Baboons and ull see!
- This tool is one of the few men who don’t take rejection from women very gracefully. You know how they say that when there’s a leech stuck on you, don’t pull him out, use some salt and he’ll fall off? Yeah. Well this tool isn’t like that, pour all the salt on this guy and he’ll still be sucking like a vacuum when it gets stuck while cleaning the curtains.
- The tool is FUGLY. This is what FUGLY means. You take a fat dude with a big stomach and then you put him in some ugly (he thinks is cool) clothes and then you get FUGLY
- The tool has a wrench for a girlfriend. What makes the wrench even stupider than the tool is that the wrench has no idea of the bluntness of the tool. I cant believe that any human cant see stupidity starting at his of her face and doing nothing about. Which only goes to prove that the wrench is equally as stupid as the tool.
- The tool has a cool job. And honestly does it well. Which has completely shattered my ‘you have to have a certain amount of coolness to have a cool job’ theory
- The tool cracks jokes that makes you want to go for counseling later. Therapy is the only solution after you have been attacked by one of the tools jokes.
PSA just cause he gives ‘Men’ a bad name!
posted by Arroclint at 5:32 PM
11 comments:
why is such a man called "tool"?
cause hes a monkey and hes with a wrench. and a monkey wrench is a tool!
Maybe I m dumb or something but wat r u talkin abt?
I always thought fugly meant fuckin ugly;)
im talking about this guy i dont like. and 'fucking ugly' is fucking ugly.
hhhhmmmm....So why don't you put this tool back in the tool box??
Did you HAVE to use the word "tool"?
I read it with something totally different in mind. All. Through.
Sigh.
And, you asked - "misty: who are you?". I don't know yet. If and when I figure out, you'll be the first one to know. (No, not really.)
P.S.: All talks aside and to pour water on to your burning curiosity: I just stumbled on to your blog from somewhere .. hmm .. don't quite remember where. Meh.
Tool is a fairly common word used to describe this sorta pathetic creature. No question about that.
I feel so warm and fuzzy when I read such posts, knowing Im not the only one surrounded by fools and Im definitely not dating one.
Thank God for small mercies.
Fugly=tool ... interesting!
Well I see a lot of these but then the dames are getting smarter so no worries. It's fun to watch a dame drop a bomb on on of these tools.... what expression!!
me: hes too big of a tool to put back into the box
misty: yeah tools got some other meanings as well. but this time i say it in context of absolute moroness.
your welcome here anytime, just that i dont get too many commenters with no links on them.
jups: man everyones surrounded with these idiots. the world is full of them. justifies the need to have serial killers.
saurabh: no dude. the dames are gettin dummer. they are falling for all these dicks man.
the wrenches are not falling in love with the tools, mate.. it's what sticks out of the tools' pants that attracts them.. err, i'm talking about the wallet of course :)
Yeh, so true.. Wallet.. I was thinking of wallet only.. nothing else.. So true... hmmmm
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