Bloody Monkeys!
after an intense 4 day party schedule things are finally chillin out. ive got 4 more days or work and then i head off to new zealand. im excited bout goin there and seeing bev but my brain seems to have been on overdrive the last week with the work and the partyin that im not thinking of it as much. plus the 22 flying hours doesnt appeal to me much either.
but this post isnt about me goin to new zealand. or how much ive partied. this post is about monkeys...
Now im sure everyones been to the zoo or some place with a lotta trees. and at some point in your life you definately seen a monkey. at first sight a monkey can seem like a very, very stupid animal. but they are infact the very very primative forms our ourselves. and one behavioural characteristic, similar to humans and monkeys is SHIT THROWING.
lemme explain monkey shit throwing...
In the social strata of the monkey world, anger management seems to be a problem easily solved. lets say there are 2 monkeys. we will name them 'jeff' and 'scott'. jeff for some reason seems to be upset one day and cant figure out in his monkey brain on how to unload his frustration. He then finds scott. scott just minding his own business, catches a glimpse of jeff. jeff now is squatting on a tree branch with a constipated look on his face, with his hand under his ass. few seconds later the shit has left jeffs ass, hitched a ride on jeffs hand and now is headin for scotts face. and obviously since all this happens in matter of a few seconds scott has no way of avioding the flying fecal matter...
this simple, but very effective means of unloading frustation is then transended towards scott who in turn will repeat the same thing.
we humans tend to me the same. its these fucking monkey brained people that i have come in contact with in the past make being a human a complete waste of planet space. the only thing is that the shit has been replaced by some sort of verbal abuse...
every issue on the planet can be sorted by just talkin about it... and i refuse to be a scott or a jeff...
Bloody Monkeys!!!
but this post isnt about me goin to new zealand. or how much ive partied. this post is about monkeys...
Now im sure everyones been to the zoo or some place with a lotta trees. and at some point in your life you definately seen a monkey. at first sight a monkey can seem like a very, very stupid animal. but they are infact the very very primative forms our ourselves. and one behavioural characteristic, similar to humans and monkeys is SHIT THROWING.
lemme explain monkey shit throwing...
In the social strata of the monkey world, anger management seems to be a problem easily solved. lets say there are 2 monkeys. we will name them 'jeff' and 'scott'. jeff for some reason seems to be upset one day and cant figure out in his monkey brain on how to unload his frustration. He then finds scott. scott just minding his own business, catches a glimpse of jeff. jeff now is squatting on a tree branch with a constipated look on his face, with his hand under his ass. few seconds later the shit has left jeffs ass, hitched a ride on jeffs hand and now is headin for scotts face. and obviously since all this happens in matter of a few seconds scott has no way of avioding the flying fecal matter...
this simple, but very effective means of unloading frustation is then transended towards scott who in turn will repeat the same thing.
we humans tend to me the same. its these fucking monkey brained people that i have come in contact with in the past make being a human a complete waste of planet space. the only thing is that the shit has been replaced by some sort of verbal abuse...
every issue on the planet can be sorted by just talkin about it... and i refuse to be a scott or a jeff...
Bloody Monkeys!!!
posted by Arroclint at 10:57 AM
7 comments:
we are too much like monkeys! did ya know monkeys wank too?
yeah ive seen a monkey wank... quite amusing...
Try giving the monkey's a banana.
Stickam. Let's go live ;) Gonna do that as soon as I can lay my hands on a webcam. A la the Ozzy Show.
me: dude im already live man!!!
lol
but deep nonetheless
Dude, I've actually witnessed monkeys do this shit in an orphanage but to actually associate it with humans,..meeeen! Anyway, have to say, I feel the same way too!
It makes you think which side of the bars should we be on...
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