Conversations with the Ceiling 006
Two hetrosexual people of opposite genders were not meant to be best friends. ive heard it a few times before where my guy & girl friends have told me that this other person is my BEST friend. i somehow believe thats not possible... and it is not possible because of the sexual tension it creates.
It is a genetic trait to be attracted to the opposite sex no matter what the situation. unless you find the opposite sex completely repulsive, in which case the Best friend situation is null and void cause u cant possibly call someone ure best friend if u think they are butt ugly!
And this is my theory to prove that Man and woman wern't meant to be best friends without sexual tension being involved in it!
God made man! ADAM
Adam started gettin bored so God decided to make him a friend to give him some company
then God made woman! EVE.
adam bonks eve!
thus proving the fact that man was not meant to be friends with eve, but to bonk eve!
if God wanted "best friends" he probably would have created Steve... in which case we would have probably discovered beer and playstation a couple of centuries ago...
This post is just a rant about the obvious. All those who read this and tell me that they have this best friend of the opposite sex, you are either...
1. Gay! or
2. Clueless!
only cause you underestimate the sex drive!
It is a genetic trait to be attracted to the opposite sex no matter what the situation. unless you find the opposite sex completely repulsive, in which case the Best friend situation is null and void cause u cant possibly call someone ure best friend if u think they are butt ugly!
And this is my theory to prove that Man and woman wern't meant to be best friends without sexual tension being involved in it!
God made man! ADAM
Adam started gettin bored so God decided to make him a friend to give him some company
then God made woman! EVE.
adam bonks eve!
thus proving the fact that man was not meant to be friends with eve, but to bonk eve!
if God wanted "best friends" he probably would have created Steve... in which case we would have probably discovered beer and playstation a couple of centuries ago...
This post is just a rant about the obvious. All those who read this and tell me that they have this best friend of the opposite sex, you are either...
1. Gay! or
2. Clueless!
only cause you underestimate the sex drive!
posted by Arroclint at 1:59 AM
10 comments:
Well... quite true actually. But I can't talk for the whole world. I have a few totally straight women friends.
But yes, we needed to get sex out of the way to get to the platonic aspect of it.
Now it's pretty platonic.
i agree...i've tried the best friend thingy...and ended up dating them for some time and breaking up later...and now they fall in the Ex category..
adam bonks eve!
Lol... Quite a conversation with the ceiling..
adam and eve were meant to 'bonk' thats y God created them. we wudnt have been here otherwise. i have to say however that i don't have very good luck being just friends with a guy:(
Angeldust
oh i love this seris... now I have a slightly different theory but prettymuch the same sentiment. Besides even if theyre butt ugly, you tend to perceive people who you like as more physically attractive
(excuse me i just gave a psychology paper)
One of those question you cant ask me to google for! *muahahahahaha*
Why do you think God made Eve to just be 'friends' with Adam?
yea thats the point
otherwise wilson [tom hanks' cast away] is as good as tyra banks or pamela anderson
btw, is casa's question above supposed to make sense?
:D
yeah i didnt get casa's question too???
lol!! this was a good one..but yup am gonna gree with 2 people here
conman and Alice...have faced both the situations..yeah me does have straight male friends and yeah at times the whole sex thingy does come in the way...
wat else happening clint?
hey lady in red: im just busy doin loads of photography. some good. some really crap. just busy. whats happening on ure end?
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