Shake my hand!
firstly id like to wish a big happy birthday to Alice
and now back to our regular programming...
its been about a week or soo since talon has been around. and to be honest ive been a mean bitch to him considering hes been gettin all kinda shouts and nose flicks just to get him to behave himself. ive felt bad, but its doing the trick. hes doin all his business outside my house and carefully follows at the right side of me when we go for his evening walk. and hes doin it all leashless. which is a very good thing. thats only cause i can keep up with him when he runs. hes too small still. last couple of days ive got him to sit when hes told to sit. doin the various hand gestures and he sits.
heres my problem...
why is it that people think that a dog shaking hands/paws with someone is the best trick a dog can do?
there are people who come to my house and when they see talon they put their hand out sayin shake?
WHAT THE FUCK?
this is a big deal for these people... making a german shepherd shake hands with them. its a fucking mockery of the dogs intellegence. theres 2 things that happen when u put ure hand in front of any dog... 1 is that he will bite it. and 2 is that he puts his paw out too. its reflex... and now what is happening is that everytime tell him to sit or teach him something new. he puts his stupid paw out!!!
ive figured out a solution for this...
from tommorow im gonna teach talon to bite anyone who puts his hand out to shake...
also gonna make him pee at their feet...
and now back to our regular programming...
its been about a week or soo since talon has been around. and to be honest ive been a mean bitch to him considering hes been gettin all kinda shouts and nose flicks just to get him to behave himself. ive felt bad, but its doing the trick. hes doin all his business outside my house and carefully follows at the right side of me when we go for his evening walk. and hes doin it all leashless. which is a very good thing. thats only cause i can keep up with him when he runs. hes too small still. last couple of days ive got him to sit when hes told to sit. doin the various hand gestures and he sits.
heres my problem...
why is it that people think that a dog shaking hands/paws with someone is the best trick a dog can do?
there are people who come to my house and when they see talon they put their hand out sayin shake?
WHAT THE FUCK?
this is a big deal for these people... making a german shepherd shake hands with them. its a fucking mockery of the dogs intellegence. theres 2 things that happen when u put ure hand in front of any dog... 1 is that he will bite it. and 2 is that he puts his paw out too. its reflex... and now what is happening is that everytime tell him to sit or teach him something new. he puts his stupid paw out!!!
ive figured out a solution for this...
from tommorow im gonna teach talon to bite anyone who puts his hand out to shake...
also gonna make him pee at their feet...
posted by Arroclint at 11:32 PM
10 comments:
my friend taught his dog to show ppl his backside when they reach out to shake his paw!
its hilarious!
he also shells and eats peanuts!
the part about u being able to keep up withhim when he runs is also hilarious!i got a mental image!
nose flicks? oooww! u bet u re a mean bitch to him :)
so wat new trick r u goin to teach talon?
my dog can climb ladders:),but thats only when India wins a match or its diwali season.
I just saw your Talon's pic. CUUUTE dog!
German Shepherds usually don't do this "paw shake".....atleast the three that I know very well don't do so. Instead, they start licking my face...lol. So, maybe your Talon is exceptionally bright to have learnt it? ;)
Ah, what an excellent animal trainer you'd make.
Not to mention, an excellent host at home ;)
hahahahahaha!
how about teaching him something useful, like doing the dishes or taking out the trash?
Now, that would be amazing!
why dont u simply ask ppl not to shake hands with talon?
thanks u thank u ..thank u...muah...now i'll go back and read the post...
lol.....
I reckon it's actually a test of your training. Mostly, the first thing a dog is trained to do is shake hands.. maybe that's why people want to see if you've done the basic dog training.
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