Automatic Vs Manual
No. im not talking about cars. This is a different post altogether. A post which will help with dental hygine world wide.
Im talking about power toothbrushes. Yeah that’s what they are calling it now. 'Power Tooth brushes'. Not cause they have extra strong bristles but cause they need electricity to work.
So im gonna talk about the pros and cons of using power tooth brushes… im not gonna say anything about the manual toothbrushes. (oral b is calling them manual toothbrushes) how cool is that. U know the ones that u have to use your whole arm to brush your teeth with. So passé…
Pros.
Built for the extremely lazy:
the muscles in my body wake up bout half hour after my brain does. So the brushing with a manual is not always precise. The dexterity is either too hard or too soft. In the powerbrush, you just have to hover the bristles over your teeth.
Nice grip:
since the battery casing is slightly big the shaft is a little bigger. Trust me on this one… most men like their shaft bigger…
Lasts longer:
im talking about the rechargeable ones. Since you don’t brush harder, the bristles don’t wear out as much. And since ure always recharging it, the life of the toothbrush is a good 6-8 months. Quite good id say for brushing 2 times a day.
Can be used as a vibrator:
The other end. Not the side with the bristles...
for men, cool thing to pleasure your woman with.
For women: no need for embarrassing trips to the sex shops. This is dual purpose. Shiny teeth & fulfilling orgasms. One more thing to smile about when u start your day.
Looks good:
it makes your bath room look a little more sophisticated. As compared to most crap you find on the counters of mens bathrooms.
Conversation filler:
eg. “dude, ive got a power toothbrush” the minute you put the words “power” and toothbrush” in the same sentence it always and intriguing conversation.
Whiter teeth:
last but no least your teeth get noticeably whiter. 90 percent of the general public who don’t have conversations with their dentists, don’t know the correct way to brush with a manual… the power toothbrush does that for you…
Cons:
Not good for the forgetful:
If the charge runs out. You’re doomed.
If used as a sex toy:
The smell of private areas in your mouth. It’s a pro if you like that sorta thing
Kinda heavy:
The good ones have good batteries. Making them kinda heavy.
White tongue:
Cant really use it to brush your tongue. Have to use separate tongue cleaner.
Splashes:
If switched on outside your mouth, might be a little toothpaste splashing. Its not cool to have tooth paste dots on ure face early in the morning. They are hard to get out.
This PSA comes to you with the help of fellow blogger/comentor Gaderene who also happens to be a dentist. And who solves all my oral related problems.
Im talking about power toothbrushes. Yeah that’s what they are calling it now. 'Power Tooth brushes'. Not cause they have extra strong bristles but cause they need electricity to work.
So im gonna talk about the pros and cons of using power tooth brushes… im not gonna say anything about the manual toothbrushes. (oral b is calling them manual toothbrushes) how cool is that. U know the ones that u have to use your whole arm to brush your teeth with. So passé…
Pros.
Built for the extremely lazy:
the muscles in my body wake up bout half hour after my brain does. So the brushing with a manual is not always precise. The dexterity is either too hard or too soft. In the powerbrush, you just have to hover the bristles over your teeth.
Nice grip:
since the battery casing is slightly big the shaft is a little bigger. Trust me on this one… most men like their shaft bigger…
Lasts longer:
im talking about the rechargeable ones. Since you don’t brush harder, the bristles don’t wear out as much. And since ure always recharging it, the life of the toothbrush is a good 6-8 months. Quite good id say for brushing 2 times a day.
Can be used as a vibrator:
The other end. Not the side with the bristles...
for men, cool thing to pleasure your woman with.
For women: no need for embarrassing trips to the sex shops. This is dual purpose. Shiny teeth & fulfilling orgasms. One more thing to smile about when u start your day.
Looks good:
it makes your bath room look a little more sophisticated. As compared to most crap you find on the counters of mens bathrooms.
Conversation filler:
eg. “dude, ive got a power toothbrush” the minute you put the words “power” and toothbrush” in the same sentence it always and intriguing conversation.
Whiter teeth:
last but no least your teeth get noticeably whiter. 90 percent of the general public who don’t have conversations with their dentists, don’t know the correct way to brush with a manual… the power toothbrush does that for you…
Cons:
Not good for the forgetful:
If the charge runs out. You’re doomed.
If used as a sex toy:
The smell of private areas in your mouth. It’s a pro if you like that sorta thing
Kinda heavy:
The good ones have good batteries. Making them kinda heavy.
White tongue:
Cant really use it to brush your tongue. Have to use separate tongue cleaner.
Splashes:
If switched on outside your mouth, might be a little toothpaste splashing. Its not cool to have tooth paste dots on ure face early in the morning. They are hard to get out.
This PSA comes to you with the help of fellow blogger/comentor Gaderene who also happens to be a dentist. And who solves all my oral related problems.
21 comments:
this is too funny - and coincidental!
Just last night, I was at the dental hygenist, and she recommended an "automatic" toothbrush.
Her explanation was valid - you don't brush your teeth with it - you just hold it against each tooth and let it do its thing. It's also better for cleaning between the teeth.
Mine is on order and arrives tomorrow!
:-)
I use a "power toothbrush", and am here to rubbish all the cons :p
Who says it splashes toothpaste? Who? Who?
You shouldnt have put the whole tube of toothpaste on it, to begin with anyway :p
Ah... kids these days do such silly things :p
Sounds cool. Power toothbrush...
Well... where do you get them?
nzm: it truly works. but then again i quit smokin a while ago so it could be both. the non smoking and the good brush makin the teeth whiter. its fun even.
casa: na dude im serious. mine like vibrates quite violently. it does splash some soapy water around the place. not much but it still does.
conman: most chemists have them dude. its awesome. expensive but awesome..
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applause to u for finding and doing all those things with it to write its pros and cons ;) :P
:D
HAHAHA - how useful!
i have buck teef :)
As much as those so called power tooth brushes are good for you, they just feel plain wierd. I dont use mine anymore!
sex toy...hmmmm...eeew..
Toothbrush Hoofbrush, whats with the last line:-
"And who solves all my oral related problems."
You have oral problems? lol
You just made a couple of people to think about the 'power toothbrush'
Power of marketing. ;)
Hope there could be numbers on this too.
lol...hilarious!
Most women like their men with bigger shafts too.
*Girly teeheeeeeheeee giggles*
One Pro i can think about. Same shaft, different heads- its kinda nice when you have your girl over and keep the extra pink-colored head for her to use.
Its romantic isn't it?
burf: i have a lot of spare time to analyse stuff...
zab: how buck are your teef?
karuna: yeah i know. its kinda wierd in the begining. but u get used to it evetually.
alice: dude... dont mock it untill you've tried it...
AJ: i dont have like real problems. i ask him trivial stuff on dental care and he always has the answers. the problems are hypothetical.
me: yeah man... the power of suggestion is too awesome... glamorise anything and u can have it sold...
khizzy: thanks
jups: uve taken a little turn towards the twisted havent you... but then again id wanna give my girl my pink head...
'pink head'
Ok, maybe I am going too much on the weird side now.
Cant help my twisted mind!!
You freaks! Most power brushes come with two BRUSH heads. One blue and one pink!!
Ugh you.. but then again, I thought of it too. Now I am out-smutting guys at smut talk. This sucks.
Sue me ;-)
saurabh: you and me both mate...
jupiter: i didnt get the pink head. i got 3 green ones. and whats wrong with a little innuendo?
"In your end-o"
giggle.. that one's a classic!
*Im swearing with you, not at you*
now your just gettin sick...
dis shit is sooo funny.... ur soo crude clint.... lol =D ;)
I'm reading pro no. 4 and making mental note of must-get-it-asap
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