Sunday, April 30, 2006

A tattoo called 'Freedom'




here you go people...

Its very well designed and drawn. within the design lies a naked form of a woman. to the untrained eye its just a bunch of squiglles. but most artists or designers will get it easily...

take your shot and tell me where the woman is and what she is doin...

zoom in and out... it helps.

ill put only the female form and the explaination of the tattoo in my next post...


enjoy...

Thursday, April 27, 2006

NZ Trip Pics...

my Trips pix are uploaded on flickr on the side bar...

enjoy....

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Normality

Well im back to home base. not to say that im too happy to be back cause leaving bev was one of the most difficult things ive had to do in the last few years. But i guess all will work out in due time.

New Zealand is a real great place. every corner you see and it looks like uve probably seen it in a post card. its simply picturesque. so instead of tellin you a whole story of what the place is like ill just jot it down in point form.


1. auckland is called the city of sails. lotsa sail boats there cause theres a constant source of steady wind. so kite flying season is throught the year.

2. the people are very very friendly. and mostly its a laid back kinda lifestyle. its just very comfortable there.

3. people walk bear foot. they say that everything is so clean that u dont need to wear shoes. i find this behaviour very repulsive but its and accepted fact. especially in summer. everyones goes bear foot.

4. its is im possible to play marbles on the sidewalk. cause theres is no road in new zealand that is absolutly flat. whole bunch of slopes everywhere. you are either walkin up one of down one. even the houses are on the slopes.

5. you cannot turn a corner without seeing either of the 2. an indian restaurant or an chinese restaurant. they have them in hordes there. but i must say that there are more far eastern people there than indians... and the mallus are the dominant indian species...

6. people like settin people up. the dating culture is quite wierd. people get set up more of the time. and there are more single women there than men... HMMM interesting.

7. mac donalds is hi tech. meanin that when ure in line to order theres this person who comes to you with a wireless palm device takes your order and you just show up at ure turn and ure meal is ready. very ..... very.... cool....

8. they are mad about rugby. the ALL BLACKS (rugby team) are celebreties there. there is not one place that i went to that didnt have all black merchandise...

9. they like makin fools of themselves in their advertising. its an advertising culture that doesnt mind laughing at their own madness. quite refreshing.

10. they have a very nice red light district... i didnt go there. but i hear its quite nice...

i have some great pictures of the place i will put up soon. it was a fun trip. i hope i go back there soo. more stories about new zealand to follow.

i really really really really miss bev.....

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

ON Leave

aight everyone. will be catchin my flight in a few hours. will be in malaysia for bout 7 hours. and then direct to new zealand. will be off the grid for 10 days.

cheers...

p.s. if anyone wants sheep please lemme know. i hear that new zealands got lots of them...

Monday, April 10, 2006

I wasn't aware of this...

I bought a ticket to New Zealand after a 1 months wait for the Visit Visa. The Emirates flight direct to NZ from Dubai with a quick refuel stop at Melbourne. It seems that now, i cant take that flight cause "INDIANS" need a visa just to land in Australia... even though i dont get off the aircraft.

Strange, true and very very sad. Of all that India is and how much indians contribute to the planet, this kinda bureaucracy deeply saddens me. I love being an Indian and I love my Indian Passport. Its a shame that in situations like these i feel almost criminal...

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Bloody Monkeys!

after an intense 4 day party schedule things are finally chillin out. ive got 4 more days or work and then i head off to new zealand. im excited bout goin there and seeing bev but my brain seems to have been on overdrive the last week with the work and the partyin that im not thinking of it as much. plus the 22 flying hours doesnt appeal to me much either.

but this post isnt about me goin to new zealand. or how much ive partied. this post is about monkeys...

Now im sure everyones been to the zoo or some place with a lotta trees. and at some point in your life you definately seen a monkey. at first sight a monkey can seem like a very, very stupid animal. but they are infact the very very primative forms our ourselves. and one behavioural characteristic, similar to humans and monkeys is SHIT THROWING.

lemme explain monkey shit throwing...

In the social strata of the monkey world, anger management seems to be a problem easily solved. lets say there are 2 monkeys. we will name them 'jeff' and 'scott'. jeff for some reason seems to be upset one day and cant figure out in his monkey brain on how to unload his frustration. He then finds scott. scott just minding his own business, catches a glimpse of jeff. jeff now is squatting on a tree branch with a constipated look on his face, with his hand under his ass. few seconds later the shit has left jeffs ass, hitched a ride on jeffs hand and now is headin for scotts face. and obviously since all this happens in matter of a few seconds scott has no way of avioding the flying fecal matter...

this simple, but very effective means of unloading frustation is then transended towards scott who in turn will repeat the same thing.

we humans tend to me the same. its these fucking monkey brained people that i have come in contact with in the past make being a human a complete waste of planet space. the only thing is that the shit has been replaced by some sort of verbal abuse...

every issue on the planet can be sorted by just talkin about it... and i refuse to be a scott or a jeff...

Bloody Monkeys!!!

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Global Djs Bahrain

I must say that I stuck to my plan to the T. I had a real good time. It was more the thought that I was there just to do one thing and one thing only, which was to party that made the whole experience fulfilling. I didn’t want to do it for partying sake. I wanted to do it cause i can now safely say that i had to board a jet aircraft just to go clubbing...

right from when i got out of the airport things started to get fun. i got this "what the fuck" look from the cabby who couldnt quite figure out y i had just come out of the arrivals and wanted to go to a nightclub.

This place was called BJ's club. it seems like its the best club in bahrain. from the outside it looked like a big huge wall with just a door to let people in. once inside it looked like a club outta the movies. laser lights everywhere, 3 bars. and not many people at the time i had got there.

Hooked up with the global djs boys there. Jarod, joe metri, 4 strings and last but not least Paul Mendez. We were starting to get a little paranoid at about 11 o clock as not many people had showed up. But the organiser gaurenteed us that the people would come. What happened next is something ive never seen in my life. In the matter of 15 minutes a good 200 people walked through the door as if there was some public transportation to the club and that public transportation had a group discount rate.

Bahrain has a more mature crowd than doha does. Lot more europeans and a whole bunch of arabs who come from countries that have no clubs. (u know what I mean). As then night went on the booze kept flowing. And as we were from doha all the booze was free for us. Didn’t drink as much as I would considering that it was free but I had my plan to get back on that 7 o clock flight. Couldn’t have done it if I was shitfaced.

The night got over, it started to rain and we got taken in this nice snazzy new BMW to our hotel. It was just the boys left. And the stupidity that comes along with boys after a party. I slept for an hour and got dropped to the airport and was back in doha on time.

Was a good night. And tonight is the party in doha. Im too tired and too hungover to party again. But then you only live once.

will post the links to the pictures once they are up..

Also the following deserves a mention:.

If you hang around with Scottish people, you will start speaking like them… and as if an indian accent isn’t flat enough. Now ive added a little Scottish to it. Its stuck in my head and its soo annoying…

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Here's my plan!!!

get off work at 4:30
head to pick up my passport and ticket at 5:00
get to the gym at 5:30
shower & cleanup at 6:30
head to the airport at 6:45
get on the flight to Bahrain at 8:00
land in bahrain at 9:00
Reach Bjs club at 9:30
Try and have a good time till 3:30
Get back to the airport at 6:00
return flight at 7:00
Get back to work at 9:00


just cause i want to go say "yeah, i wanted to go clubing in another country just for a night"!

Monday, April 03, 2006

Nightclub etiquette

I remember my first time in a nightclub. My uncle took me. I was underage, but my uncle was resourceful. Everyone should have an uncle like him. This was when I was about 14 or 15. And ever since that time I’ve noticed the strange and inane behaviour that people resort to in the futile attempt of looking cool.

Following is a tips, by me, on dance floor etiquette.

1. Overdressing.
This common problem is seen in the newbie men & women club goers who don’t know what to expect in a club. A man can never be so overdressed that u will stare. But take any woman with a long frilly gown in a night club and you’re gonna go “what the fuck”

2. Bare foot dancing.
This one completely and utterly turns me off. Its cool when a woman comes into a club with nice stilettos, her calves lookin all sexy and all. And then they come on the dance floor bare feet. Firstly, besides the fact that it’s a turnoff, chances are theres pieces of glass on the floor. Cigarette butts. And more than always someones already puked in that spot…

3. wannabe Smoking.
Some of you may think that smoking is cool in a night club. I think its cool too. But its not cool if you DON’T KNOW HOW TO SMOKE. Its is very funny and hilarious to see people try to smoke when they cant even hold a cigarette between their fingers. There are also people who one up themselves by smoking cigars.

4. Performance art
The reason I call this performance art is that ive seen some people who try to infuse other music into basic club music. I once seen this one chick who was doin a bharatnatium/techno move whole dancing to belissima. You will not even begin to imagine how stupid it looked.

5. Djs are not gods!
DJs are cool people. (some of them). But the ones that are not, are the dicks who think they are the paul van dykes of the world. Im sure paul van dyke will be a down to earth bloke. That’s why its huge. And even if he gives attitude, its justified. Cause hes the no.1 DJ on the planet. THE OTHERS ARE NOT. So if DJ tells you “oh I djed here, I Djed there” just tell him to shut the fuck up.

6. Screaming is not cool (unless you are flashing your tits)
Many a times im standing in a club and this woman will go “yyyyyyyeeeeeeeahhhhhhhh” just to attract attention ofcourse. Just to show that shes having a good time. God, you don’t have to scream it. But if you are flashing your tits while screaming, the scream is excused.

7. Drunken behaviour
This is allowed to a certain extent as long as you are not bothering anyone. And chicks please, if you are gonna get drunk and fall all over the place, please wear some short skirts. Theres noting funnier than a drunk woman showing her twat. And to the drunken men behaving stupid… you are not as intelligent as you sound!

8. Flirting
This one is really important for the chicks to read. If you are gonna flirt with someone in a club. Get ready to be approached by that person… you forget that alchohol leads to unsurpassed amounts of confidence and that every stupid idea is a good one.